Blowing stuff up takes its toll

"I blow things up, and that can be exhausting," said Billy Young, a senior at Roosevelt High in Richmond, VA. "Just last week, there was a new Will Smith movie that came out. It should have been a non-stop edge of your seats thriller to see with my friends." Then someone mentioned Ms Frank was on vacation. I thought, 'I better blow that shit up before she gets home.' Don't get me wrong, this job is fun. I like seeing things on fire, watching houses disentigrate, or looking on as ms. bane's 7 year old seeing eye laboratory retriever was crushed under the smouldering debris. I think his name was Lenny."

Billy has dreams that expand beyond normal terrorist-like aspirations.
"I want to live a quiet life; maybe a farmer on a Mississippi plantation, an attorney in a small town, or live like that lady in that rundown shack, quiet and alone who went crazy after one of my bombs killed her pet snake, and burned up her life savings." I'll see.


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