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Rated: E · Poetry · Comedy · #984198
Randomly popped into my head during a forensics tournament.
There is no Mrs. Claus
No woman with which he would bed.
No woman to lay upon his shoulder her head.
There is no Mrs. Claus
Nu-uh, no way.
There is no Mrs. Claus
Because Santa...
He's gay!

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