yes your majesty part two

YES YOUR MAJESTY

" hey sammi, can you get me some water? "
" NO! get it your self! "
" gosh! i was just kidding! "
that is one of the many symptoms of perfect-ness. do you know someone with the terribble disease? i know many, so i decided to write this on how to deal with the 'perfects' in your life.

HOW TO DEAL WITH 'PERFECTS'

to deal with these pests, lets think of them as sqirrels. our lives will be representes by trees, and so on....
one day in your perfectly fine tree, a squirrel comes begging at your door. you are a very kind squirrel and let them in. the squirrel proceeds to order you around like a servant, and when trying to controll them, they say VERY rude things to you and throwing your precious nuts at you. you call your mother squirrel over and the mean squirrel puts on the pathetic act so well that your mother believes it. you decide to take a walk, and you shut the mean squirrel in the closet temporaraly. you venture over to the mean squirrell's tree and you realize that no one could live there. you feel a pang of guilt, and decide to let the mean squirrel live with you. upon reaching your tree, you find it in the same shape as the mean squirrel's tree. you fume and go find another tree to finish your life in.

to get rid of or to prevent these 'squirrels' here are some tips:

1 call squirrel cops.
2 if mean squirrel's tree isn't ruined, go live in it.
3 remember that 2 wrongs DO make a right in this case.
4 call cops again.
5 hire a dog hitman.
6 become the 'hitman' yourself.
7 become perfect yourself.

i have stuck to #7 myself and i order you to either do the same or #8.

#8 sponsor this item/give squey gp's/do not rate on spelling.
(((((just kidding, but i wouldn't mind!)))))

THANK YOU!