Tongue-in-cheek visit with Poe's famous poem. |
‘Twas late the eve, My eye deceived, That poem in my head, That once was Poe’s In dusty clothes Now very real instead! “Where am I?” I did cry, The words no more than said, When from the eves It fell like leaves And lit upon my bed. A Raven, black and bold, Like a thing from horrors old, Sat crouching at my foot! Big and black Like a heart attack, It’s eyes were shiny soot. “Why are you here?” I said with fear, Looking for the door; “This is no haven!” Then quoth the Raven: “I’m here for evermore!” “Now wait here, Let’s make this clear,” I can see this is a dream; You’re not real, My eyes are sealed.” But the Raven merely preened. “You’re Poe’s bird, This is absurd, Really, this must end.” The Raven’s beak Again did speak, said: “Silence, please, my friend.” “We live inside your head, When our author now is dead, Even though to you, you’ve shut the blessed book; When then next again you dream, And then, perchance, to scream; We know then you are ours, that you’ve been hooked.” “I sit here now, down by your toes, To neither add nor take away your woes; In fact, I really am a friend! Although that’s said, You should feel dread: For some, this is the end.” Enough! I thought, My sleep I fought, I swore to dream no more; The Raven smiled like doom As I fled the room, Said “Remember! Evermore!” |