My happy ending

When Amy gets home from a night of getting high,she sure gets it from her boyfriend,''You bitch I told you to be home by 12:00 am and it's fucking 3:00 am!!!!!! What in the hell is wrong with you???????'' ''What in the hell is wrong with me??I don't see your worthless ass going out and having uncontrolable urges for a little fucking fun!!!!!!!!!!!'' ''Just go the hell to bed!!!'' Maybe I will, she thought.And never wake up and never have to see his sorry ass again! Little did she know that she was out on the porch in the morning sleeping and her best friend was getting fucked by her man!!!! She soon finds out that they were at it since about 3:20 when she went to sleep.So she goes into her room that she shares with her boyfriend and sees Daniel screwing Erin.Erin says,''What the fuck are you doin here?We don't want a three-some!''Daniel said,''Look it's not what it looks like ok?'' Amy said automatically,''Oh really? Erin you whore!!!!! How in the hell could you have done this?''She said,''Well he talked me into it I swear!!!!''Amy ran out of the room and said,''Daniel you bastard!!!! I'm leaving you! I'll be back to get my stuff tommorow.''While she was out she hooked up with Seth, an old time friend.She said,''Can I stay with you for a while?I dumped Dan and I need a place to stay.''He said,''Sure.Nothing an old friend can't do.''She thought to herself,''I wonder if he's with someone.I could pretend to like him more than I do to get back at Dan.But what if I really do start to like him?What if he starts to like me?What if we do start dating?''While she thought of everything it seemed to form a plan all by itself.She said,''Are you seeing anyone?''He said,''No,why do you wanna know?''She said,''I have a plan to make Dan jealous.Are ya up to it??''He said,''I see where this is going.But yeah I'm up to the challenge.What do you want me to do?''She said,''I want you to act like we're dating and Dan will toatally hate it because he's disliked you all his life.''He said''Well I'm up for it.So when do we start?''Amy said,''Now.We gotta!!!Because I'm going to get my stuff tommorrow and we need to get used to it because I don't know how long it will last.Days,weeks,months, and maybe even years!!!!!So you gotta help me.''After this they went to bed as it was almost 9:00 pm.Seth said,''What are we going to do about sleeping?''Amy said,''What do couples do?''He said,'' I was afraid of that.'' Now, note he said it with a wink which means he didn't really mean what he said.Amy felt nice and cozy next to him.She immeadiatly thought,''Oh my God!!I'm starting to like him already!!!''Seth thought,''I really like this.Oh my God I'm starting to like her already!!'' The next morning Amy & Seth woke up around 5:00 am.Amy said,''Watch me do this.He is gonna be soooooooooooo pissed!!!!!! It's gonna be so funny you watch!!!'' So as they went to Dan's house they heard a noise from the upstairs window where the bedroom was located.Seth & Amy said together,''Lonely already.'' Amy went and knocked on the door.Dan yelled,''Who is it?'' Amy said,''It's me.I'm here to get my stuff.I bought a friend along to help.''He said,''ok let us get dressed.'' Seth yelled,''OK.Take your time.''Dan asked himself,''Who is that with Amy?The voice sounds familiar.'' Erin said,'' If I'm not mistaken I would think it was Seth Bearjar.'' Dan said,''Oh great.She planned this I know she did.She is just fake dating him to get back at me.''Then Erin remembered something Amy said in Ms.Darling's 4th grade class.Amy said,''Erin if we ever get caught in a situation where our boyfriend's hate each other we will say that we aren't fake dating someone when we really are.''Erin said,'' You know Dear,she might be dating him for real.It's a possibility.'' Dan said,''No,it's impossible!No one immeadiatly get's a boyfriend after dumping someone.Unless she made him a promise.'' Seth yelled,''Can we come in yet? It's awful cold out here.'' Dan yelled,''Yeah sure whatever.'' ''Hey you wanna go grab a coffee after this and we can sit and catch up?''Amy asked Seth.He said,''Yes,but I wonder if Dan and his lover would want to come?''Amy said,''Oh hell no!!!You must be crazy!!!I should have knocked sense into you when I had the chance.'' He said,''Excuse you.''So as they went into the house, Seth saw all of Amy's stuff on the landing.Even her dresser was there!''What the fuck?''Seth asked in unusion.Amy said,''I don't know dear.I think we should ask the owner of the house.Dan!''Dan said,''Just get you fucking stuff and get the hell out!Comprende??'' Amy said,''OK fine whatever you want me to do.I'll just make it quick so you two assholes can get back to fucking till you die.''So when they got all of the stuff out of the house and into the car,Amy started to kiss Seth.Seth pulled back quickly.Amy said,''Go with the flow baby.''So they started kissing and Dan was trying to devise a plan to break them up.What Amy and Seth didn't know was that they were both in love.With each other!Amy had to pick up her little brother Kenny at soccer that Saturday.So while she was doing that Seth went out and bought an engagement ring for Amy.But what happened while he bought it was troubled waters.He ran into his ex-girlfriend at the jewlery store and she came onto him like a bat outta Hell.She said''What the hell are you doing here?Whay are you buying an engagement ring?Who is it for?If it's in order to win me back I'm taken sorry.''He said,''I'm buying an engagement ring.I'm buying it because I'm going to propose to someone.The person is Amy from High School.No I'm not trying to win you back.So there you have it so leave me the fuck alone.''So he proceeded to buy the ring and went home.Amy was already there.He decided to put it in her Jell-O.That was the desert he decided to make for after dinner.Well he did and aftrward he and Amy had a little fun.If your catching my drift.They were about to go to bed when Amy caught Seth "staring" at her Amy said,"You're staring at me.It's not polite to stare."He said,"Damn I want you Amy I want you!I love you with all my heart and soul!" So this started out good.Then it got better.They were fucking as if there was no tommorrow.Without a condom by the way.Since they were to be married in 1 week so no one would be able to tell she was pregnant.If she was of course.So in the morning Amy took a pregnancy test and she was pregnant deader than a hammer!She told Seth that morning.He was thrilled.Amy called Dan and this is the call.Amy,"Hey I have news.Is Erin there?" Dan,"No.But tell me." Amy,"I'm pregnant.No it's not yours don't worry." Dan,"Let me guess it's Seth's rigiht?" Amy,"How did you know?We are only going to be married in a week!Hey do you know Erin's cell number?" Dan,"We broke up about an hour ago but I think I can find it.I'll call when I do." Amy,"No can do.Call my cell.410-474-0550" Dan,"Done." That is when they hung up and Seth walked in the room.He asked,"Who was that hunny?" Amy said,"I called Dan to ask for Erin's cell number."So in the process of calling Erin she realized something.This means she really loved Seth and he wasn't lying to her.He really loved her.He was staying true to her.It wasn't a lie she was leading.She was gooing to call Erin but decided against it.She called Alec instead."410-414-5641"she whispered to herself.Britt answered."Hello?Please tell me who your looking for so I can get the fuck on with my life.""Hi is Alec there?It's important."Britt:"Sure whatever."Alec:"Heyloo?"Amy:"Hi Alec I have news!I'm pregnant!"Alec:"Holy Shit!Who's is it?"Amy:"You remember Seth?Well...I kinda started to date him after I broke up with Dan and wer're kinda engaged.DON'T HURT ME!"Alec,"Now Amy!!! You think I would actually hurt you carrying a baby?" Amy,"Well you do know you are the God-Mother right?"Alec,"Way cool!" Amy,"OK sees ya later I have to go to the doctor's soon."Alec,"OK sees ya." Click.The conversation was over.She goes to find Seth.The first place she looks is the computer room because he loves to play on the computer.He's not there.So she goes and checks the bedroom.He probably decided to go take a nap.She finds him in the bedroom.But he's not sleeping.He's jacking off because "Of the thoughts of what I would do once you have the baby."So later that day they went to the doctors office.He said," It's to early to tell the sex of the baby but it's healthy!" Seth and Amy were relieved to hear this.So later on after they got home,Seth was calling number after number to tell his family.The last person he called was his Mom.He knew that she wouldn't like this.She never liked Amy.While he dials the number Amy waits to hear screaming on the other line.And no sooner had he called,he hung up.Amy askes,"What ever is the matter?" Seth answered,"Nothing.Except the fact that she just said that she didn't care about me anymore." "How can she not care anymore? She's your mother!" Amy said starting to get angry. Seth said angrily,"I couldn't even talk to Dad!" Amy said,"You know what?We're going down there and no one will stop us." Seth replied,"Oh no please don't!" "Watch me damn it." Amy said with a hint of laughter.Seth thought to himself,"Fuck! I knew she'd do it...I knew it." So on their way there,Seth says,"You had to do it didn't you?Do you want me to get killed?" Amy replied," Yes dear I had to.I need to get to the bottom of this!And no I don't want you killed."