Superstar

I want people to love me.

I want girls to worship me
and boys to fantasize about me.

I want nothing but a plastic chest
and a fake nose.

I want to lip-sync my concerts
and wear nothing in my videos.

I want to marry and divorce
over the course of a month.

I want a mansion for others
to care for
and a special someone who isnt
that special.

I want fame, fortune, and a
brand new car.

They will love me then,

wont they?