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Written for the sake of terrible writing
O, love me tender strings of cheese
O, love me until I scream, O Jeez!
For loving cheese will very much please
me. (And my loving pack of fleas.)

Your heavenlike odor entices my nostril
It drags me to my knees so I look like a gerbil
I follow it like dogs follow milk in a bowl
No way can I resist your odor's heavy pull.

You are too amazing, thou art too cool
Too cool for school, yes that's how cool
When compared to you, I look like a mule,
so I might as well go drown myself in a pool.

But I'll take you with me, O tender cheese!
I'll eat you though it drag me ('cause I'm sad) to my knees.
We'll go down together and my moaning will seize
We'll sink to the bottom of the pool with ease.



Please remember: this poetry is intentionally horrid!
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