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Rated: 13+ · Letter/Memo · Comedy · #746608
This is a humourous look at love letters.
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My Love,

You are the only one I love--'tis not true as I write this on the 14th of February. St. Valentine's Day. Love day. I must confess--I must tell you...I love another.
         You must think that it is impossible to love two at the same time, for you have always loved me and only me. I'm afraid you might not understand this. I am sorry, and I still love you.
         Your heart must be blue while you are reading this, and your very soul is bleeding while you write these words of mine.

Signed,
Naamiee Showers


Okay the joke is this:
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The "other one" that I love is a piece of paper, and I am writing my letter to my favourite blue pen.
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