Truths for Girls

Truths for Girls

No matter what they tell you, remember, if you got out of bed and got dressed, it has been a productive day.

It is okay to hit mimes, they want you to, really.

It is considered quite rude to discuss your perfect boyfriend with lots of details. Nobody else gives a damn.

Plotting revenge is fun but don't worry too much about it, you have to get up in the morning. Besides they always get what they deserve.

They always get what the deserve.

In some instances the Divine Spirt is working through you. Use these times to get even.

When you are on your period you can be as bitchy as you want.

Choclate is the ultimate good, it can heal all wounds.

Pie, pie is right up there with chocolate.

You are a creature of beauty. Nuture your inner godess. She will crave chocolate and pie.

No matter what anyones says about you you can't feel bad, because you beat out boys every time.

Boys are smelly, whiney, needy, egotistical, etc....... Pity them.

You are the most gorgeous person on the planet.

Showering is good.

Gossip is good.

It is okay to sing off key with the radio.

Bright colors are fun.

All women can pull of pink.

Smelly junk that makes stuff smell better is always good.

Girls locker-rooms always smell better than boys locker-rooms. Always.

It's okay to cut loose, have fun and just be female.