The Lag

Everybody has experienced a slow computer at one point or another. For this, I do feel sympanthy. Please sit and listen to my thrilling tale about a young man and his adventure with....

The Lag

The Lag! The Lag!
Run for your life!
Its got my dog,
Its eating my wife!

Stop it, Stop it!
Oh what to do...
It's after me!
It's got my shoe!

Moving so slowly
Oh god, I'm caught!
Keeping a speedy conversation,
I just cannot!

I can not run
For I can't walk
Don't ask me questions,
Cause I can't talk!

So I'll just wait
Till the lag is done
Eating my shoe
Along with everyone!

I suppose dear Lag
That your gaining some weight
For my whole family
You did ate

So finnish me off
As I know you will do
I've got nothing left,
You ate my shoe!

Full at last,
With one last bite
I run from the Lag
With considerable fright

Its a good thing
That I wear platform shoes
If the lag didn't get full
I'd have the blues