My Dog's a Bubble Bath Freak

I think I should have eaten something prior to getting into a warm bath with a glass of wine. I drank about half the glass and began to feel not only very relaxed as intended, but also drunk. And then I should have remembered to shut the door, because we have a male in this house who LOVES bubble baths. He was watching me with his big brown eyes the whole time I bathed wanting in with me. When he got to the point of crying and begging I knew he was seriously thinking of taking advantage of the opportunity in front of him. I assessed my situation, arose and stepped out of the tub quickly, my wet body dripping. He immediately sprang into the water I'd left behind. Since I'd 'used up' most all the bubbles (because soap just kills 'em) he proceeded in attempts to cause more to appear by splashing the water, which actually DID cause more (smart, huh?). As I dried and wrapped myself with the towel, his actions in the water became more intense. Water began to go outside the tub. I knew I had to stop him. Us women know there is a drawing line with males....sometimes they have to be stopped no matter how much fun they may be having. I pulled the plug even with his big brown eyes looking sadly at me. I had no pity at this point and had to say the word "OUT!!!" He reluctantly obeyed but came out and shook every muscle slinging water all over me as if to say, "There! are you happy?" For a few minutes though he was oblivious to rules or regulations or preferences by a female and enjoyed his innate tendency, BUT only because I allowed it. Never underestimate the power of a woman, especially of a naked one!