Limericker: Steev the Friction Wizurd
Time of Limerickin': 04-07-16 @ 2:57pm Limerick: I'm afraid that my gin is corrupted / Ever since the volcano erupted / It has a strange hue / A weird shade of blue / And the taste makes many disgusted.
Limericker: ☮ The Grum Of Grums
Time of Limerickin': 04-13-16 @ 5:52am Limerick: No gin? Then I'll just change to rum./ A few of them make my tongue numb./ Stay off sarsaparilla / that stuff's a real killer / or vodka, now that's really dumb.
Limericker: Steev the Friction Wizurd
Time of Limerickin': 04-18-16 @ 9:17am Limerick: Welcome to Limerick City! / Where we all sing this short little ditty: / A limerick a day / Is the best way to say: / Look at me! I'm so charming and witty!
Limericker: ☮ The Grum Of Grums
Time of Limerickin': 04-20-16 @ 6:13am Limerick: There was a young lady named Grace / dressed up in satins and lace. / She attracted the men, / time and again, / and went round with a smile on her face.
Limericker: Fictiøn Ðiva the Wørd Weava
Time of Limerickin': 04-27-16 @ 2:33pm Limerick: There once was a dashing bloke / who desperately needed a smoke / He lit up a fag / took a long drag / then died of a strangling choke.
Limericker: ☮ The Grum Of Grums
Time of Limerickin': 04-29-16 @ 7:25am Limerick: Our Diva has woven her words / with a skill like the singing of birds. / She puts them together / in all kinds of weather / and shames every one of us nerds.
Limericker: Steev the Friction Wizurd
Time of Limerickin': 05-08-16 @ 9:08am Limerick: Don't speak to me ever of shame / It has nothing to do with my name / You can blush if you like / When the shame ninjas strike / But my pride is the source of my fame.
Limericker: Steev the Friction Wizurd
Time of Limerickin': 05-20-16 @ 7:33pm Limerick: It's amazing that deemac and Roscoe / Known as "The Twins Who Drink Bosco" / Have not found this place yet / How lazy can you get? / They sit there like rocks letting moss grow.
Limericker: Just a Penguin
Time of Limerickin': 07-02-16 @ 12:59pm Limerick: I can't think of anything funny/My nose is all stuffy and runny/My brain's in low gear/What am I doing here?/I can't even think of a pun-ny
Limericker: Steev the Friction Wizurd
Time of Limerickin': 07-02-16 @ 4:19pm Limerick: At least you showed up, that's a winner / For you we will serve special dinner / And we'll all overlook / All that stuff in your book / About your long life as a sinner.
Limericker: Just a Penguin
Time of Limerickin': 07-02-16 @ 11:37pm Limerick: I freely admit I'm a sinner/For me, that makes me a winner/I have lots of fun when my workday is done/And the exercise is making me thinner!
Limericker: Steev the Friction Wizurd
Time of Limerickin': 07-03-16 @ 8:46pm Limerick: Another way is not eating food / But I'm not often found in THAT mood! / I do love to eat / Be it savory or sweet / But I don't want to be a fat dude! {e:shock}
Limericker: Just a Penguin
Time of Limerickin': 07-03-16 @ 10:17pm Limerick: Carbs are my worst enemy/of the addiction I wish I was free/But I workout every day/so this fat I will slay/While still enjoying macaroni and cheese
Limericker: Steev the Friction Wizurd
Time of Limerickin': 07-04-16 @ 7:06pm Limerick: My enemy is a tub of ice cream / To eat the whole thing is my dream / But somehow I stop / While I'm still at the top / Though the frustrated urge makes me scream.
Limericker: Just a Penguin
Time of Limerickin': 07-05-16 @ 3:47pm Limerick: When choosing a snack I must say/I prefer salty to sweet all the way/Pretzels and chips/or a young lover's lips/Will satisfy cravings all day!
Limericker: Steev the Friction Wizurd
Time of Limerickin': 07-05-16 @ 10:33pm Limerick: A health guru said from his podium: / "For salt I have nothing but odium" / That's why to this day / I have done it his way / And never consume any sodium.
Limericker: Twiga
Time of Limerickin': 10-05-16 @ 2:08am Limerick: Time of Limerick: 10-04-16
Limerick: A Man named Jonathan Crane/Whose Rump was causing him pain/He went to a Nurse/Who was very well versed/Out his butt she pulled out a Plane
Limericker: Steev the Friction Wizurd
Time of Limerickin': 10-06-16 @ 10:10pm Limerick: What's a plane doing up in my rump? / Asked Jonathan Crane with a jump / It has no business there / Should be up in the air / Can I now take an ordinary dump?
Limericker: AJ wants U 2 meet The CanMan!
Time of Limerickin': 04-22-17 @ 11:42pm Limerick: Before he arrived at the meeting,/The orange President had been eating/Some bean soup and kraut -- /So a stinker slipped out.../Gave a whole different meaning to Tweeting!!!
Limericker: Steev the Friction Wizurd
Time of Limerickin': 04-24-17 @ 6:36am Limerick: Is orange considered Caucasian? / Or a different racial persuasion? / Or does it require / A brand new inquire / For each particular occasion?
Limericker: AJ wants U 2 meet The CanMan!
Time of Limerickin': 04-30-17 @ 9:58pm Limerick: The orange color comes from a can / And it's spozta look like a sun tan / But, when it's sprayed on / This bozo Don John / It makes him look like one strange man.
Limericker: Steev the Friction Wizurd
Time of Limerickin': 05-02-17 @ 8:49am Limerick: Making limericks is not always easy / Sometimes I make them too greasy / They slide out okay / But quickly slip away / Leaving me feeling a bit queasy.
Limericker: ☮ The Grum Of Grums
Time of Limerickin': 05-11-17 @ 4:33am Limerick: Steev's lim'ricks are sometimes quite clever / he'll produce them in all kinds of weather / 'tho he's often succeeded / if the rating's exceeded /he'll be banned from this forum forever
Limericker: Fictiøn Ðiva the Wørd Weava
Time of Limerickin': 05-11-17 @ 3:57pm Limerick: There was a young lady name Mae / Who wish for a sister call May / When she eye a lady / Doppelganger with baby / From now on, she phones everyday
Limericker: Steev the Friction Wizurd
Time of Limerickin': 05-11-17 @ 7:48pm Limerick: In his limericks Grum likes to put names / He's indifferent to those that he shames / But the shoe can shift feet / Then Grum has to meet / Himself in a limerick that blames.
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