Faster Than The Speed of Love: ch1

Chapter 1: A Day in the Life of Brian Griffin

I wake up on Peter and Lois’ bed. It is 7 AM. I get up and go downstairs. Lois is cooking breakfast. She says, “Brian, do you want waffles of pancakes? I reply, “I’ll take waffles.” Peter said 5 minutes later, “I’m off to work. See y’all later!” 25 minutes later, the waffles were ready. It came with a side of scrambled eggs. The eggs were a bit undercooked, but the waffles were descent. Then, I went back upstairs to hang out with Stewie. He had invented a machine that can give anyone a disease. We decided to give Quagmire COVID, because I don’t like Quagmire. It also gave me an excuse to go to the Drunken Clam tonight. I decided to get Popeye’s for lunch today. I had a chicken sandwich and a Coke. After I got home, I decided to watch some CNN. Around 4 PM, Peter got home, and we decided to watch a television roast of Brock Purdy. Then, Lois made us dinner, orange chicken from the freezer. It was actually pretty good. That’s when Peter said Quagmire was sick and couldn’t go to the Clam, so he invited me. At the Clam, I had some Pawtucket Patriot Ale, and we talked about the roast of Brock Purdy, because apparently Cleveland and Joe watched it as well. By the time I got home, I was a bit drunk, but still happy, as I feel asleep on Peter and Lois’ bed.