The greatest story every told

arry Truman: *rides up the whitehouse lawn in a diesel truck, smoking 3 cigarettes*
Oppenheimer: "Sir you must reconsider nuking japan, they are a peacefull utopia with no concept of violence!"
Harry Truman: *blows smoke into his face* "Sounds like woke nonsense to me!"
Oppenheimer: "I-I-I-I b-b-but you should-"
Harry Truman's "What's the matter with you huh? "I uh uh uh I eb I uh" talk like a man!"
Oppenheimer: "You can't nuke Japan"
Harry Truman: "Fine I won't drop a nuke, I'll drop 2!" *jumps back into his diesel truck*
Oppenheimer: "Where are you going?"
Harry Truman: "I'm going golfing!"
Oppenheimer: "B-B-B-B-But you haven't done any work!"
Harry Truman: "Hop on!"
Oppenheimer: *enters the truck*
*Harry Truman drives through the forest, and parks near a bar*
Oppenheimer: "I thought you were going golfing"
Harry Truman: "First I need some scotch before I continue my drive" *enters the bar*
Server "Hello, what can I get you?"
Harry Truman: "Think fast!" *throws a fake grenade*
*panick, chaos*
*Truman grabs two scotches and rushes out*
Oppenheimer: "why?????"
Harry Truman: *jumps back into the truck and gulps down the two scotches, continues driving*
*drunkenly drives through the forest hitting shrubbery, animals, hitchhiker's, signs and a priest*
Oppenheimer: "maybe I should drive"
Harry Truman: "No need, we're here" *parks at the golf place*
*Truman jumps out of the truck and grabs someone else's golf stick*
*tries hitting a ball and misses, misses again, misses again*
Truman: "Stand in front of me and hold the golf ball"
Oppenheimer: *walks infront of him and holds the golf ball*
Truman: *swings and accidently hits himself in the face* "Who owns this! I'll have him hung and drawn and quartered! Until...until until he's had enough! And then I'll do it again until I can think of something worse to do!"
The owner: "Hello, Would you be interested in our gold membership? It costs only 50$ per month"
Truman: "You cuck!" *jumps at him*
*Truman and the owner brawl*
Truman: *continues brawling the golf club owner* *sees a police officer, runs towards them* "Police! Arrest this man, he assaulted me!"
Police officer: "Yes Mr. president, I'll remove the threat immediately" *tazes the golf club owner*
Truman: *picks up the phone* "Uh yes, no I don't care about that I have more important things to discuss! Like, can you make sure to add 3 lanes to each road in America? * Yes I know it'll increase traffic! Just vote yes! "
Oppenheimer: *enters Truman's truck* "I didn't want to do this!" *runs over Harry Truman*