Lily the Lioness Does Standup

Lily the Lioness Does Standup


Good Morning Africa.
Anyone from the Kalahari,Yes good for ya.
And you don't mind admitting it in public .Lovely.
I spent a year there one weekend.
Hey what's a Lioness like me doin telling
jokes to an audience of Wilderbeest.
I should be eaten ya. Just kiddin.
I'll do that later. No I'm jokin.
I had a tight rope walker on the way here.
I like to have a well-balanced meal.
So a little bit abou t myself.
I'm gay.I know a funny place to come out.
Most people haven't heard of a gay lioness.
Well were out there.
I mean people talk about gay Pride.
My family has been a Pride for years.
Well its not Zebra legs and Wilderbeest tongues,
Sorry bad taste.Infact its the worst taste I've
Ever had.
But anyone my girl friend and me are in love.
Awwe We do everthing together.
She's a Vegan. Can ya believe that.
Won't chase zebras or deers or nothing.
I mean I'm trying I take her on the hunt
But she just sits there doin her toe nails.
I mean its hard.I am a proud meat eater as ya know.
Well its been special.Any Camels in the audience?
I leave with this: Whjat do you get when
you cross a Camel with a Lion.
A chameleon. That kills me every time.
Goodbye now and get moving quick i'm hungry.