Well I survived until lunch time without punching or seriously hurting someone and trust me I was tested. There is one chick in this office that drives me absolutely fucking crazy, Barbara or Barbie as I call her, not to her face of course. Growing up I always hated the girls that acted like such fucking prissy bitches, the ones that would talk like a dumb dizzy girly girl, the ones that you would hear squeal instead of scream if they were scared. The girl that would be whining because she broke a fucking nail and acting like she cut her whole damn hand off. Really it was a fucking nail, bitch just chew them off like I do, and you won't be needing to whine if one breaks. That explains Barbie to a tee, and today I already knew was going to be a bad managed to not only be bad but was successful in going above and beyond by making Barbie be extra whinny and pouty today. Good God did you not grow out of your cheerleader days, grow up you fucking dumb blonde. God she is the epitome of the term dumb blonde, I just wonder is she really that fucking air headed or is it an act for attention. But oh, she gets the attention from all the guys that are within ear shot when she whines about something anything with a dick is there. As they are all almost running over each other to get to her first to help the damsel in distress. Give me a fucking break. I am so grateful for 11:00 to come so that I can escape into the lunchroom and I will have some peace and quiet and alone time. Janet can’t take lunch with me today, because I guess Alexis had some errands to run for the office and isn't here to cover the front desk. I take this time to eat in peace and just unwind, I cannot believe how bad my neck and shoulders are hurting, I am so freaking stressed out it isn't even funny. Right now, I can guarantee that if I were a rubber band I would be seconds away from snapping in half. I must chill out, this is not good, I decide to look at some funny animal videos on my phone those always can make me happy. Animals and babies those are the two things in this world that I love so much. As I click my phone on, I decided when I got to my desk that I was going to completely power my phone off. This is something that I never do, just in the case that my parents would need to get ahold of me in the event of an emergency, but today I turn it off. I don't want to know if Warren calls or doesn't, not while I am sitting at my desk anyway. As it powers up completely it chimes that I have one new voicemail message and one unread text message. Well those could be from anyone I say to myself to divert myself from getting my hopes up, I know for a fact that no one other than my parents or Warren would be calling or texting me. The only other people that would do so are here at work with me right now, so it would be lame for them to be calling me and texting me. I decide that I will first check out a couple of these funny videos before I look to see who the messages are from. I can't believe how silly our pets can be as I sit there and have a few hardy chuckles. Ok, I only get a half hour for lunch I guess now is the time for the truth, see what the messages have to offer me on this already miserable Friday. I decide to first check the text message, yes, it is from Warren I see with a long drawn out sigh. I close my eyes as I click the message open, God if you have an iota of care for this girl you will make Warren be gentle and not completely crush me. I open my eyes and look at my phone. "Hi Sophie, happy Friday. I got your text and I wanted to let you know I left you a voicemail. Hope to talk to you soon. W". Ok well that doesn't tell me much of anything, and why did he feel the need to message me and tell me he left me a voicemail? That is a dumb thing I would do to make myself look overly interested, I just heard what I was thinking and thought wait does that mean maybe he is overly interested and excited about us getting together. That voice is fast to respond yeah, I am sure that is it, he is just dying with anticipation to be going out with you, he has such a hard time getting a pretty girl to date him that he is happy to be getting you to go out with him. Thanks a lot, I say back inside my head to that wonderful supportive friend I have in my mind. Well next I open my voicemail and hit the play. I hear his sexy ass voice saying " Hi Sophie, this is Warren. I wanted to reach out to you and let you know I got your text and I am really looking forward to making plans with you this weekend." I think to myself I bet you are making plans with me, so I can be your little puppet and get all excited just so that you can burst my happy bubble. He continues his message "I hope you have a great Friday and I can't wait for you to call me later this evening so that we can plan our date for tomorrow. I thought maybe we could get together around noon and plan a day trip or something. I really am looking forward to this and looking forward to getting to know you better. Well I will talk to you later, bye for now". I am flabbergasted, my mouth I realize is hanging open and I am out of thoughts. Holy shit this message even left the bully silent, and he has never ever been at a loss for words. Wow, Warren what are you doing this for. Seriously, why do you feel like crushing me so badly, I sigh and get up to go back to work. This day cannot end soon enough I think to myself. I go out to my desk and call up to Janet to let her know that I am back, and she can run to take her break. She is so chipper and happy, I wonder to myself if she is really that chipper and happy or if she is just an excellent actress like me and puts up that front for others. I wonder how many people that look happy and content in their lives really are, and how many of them just put up that front to make others think their life is perfect. It's just like on social media, people do not usually post about how horrible things are, they only post the happy things and what they want the outside world to see. Everyone has secrets, everyone. |