Jump to Conclusions

Jokers, just jokers, that's what they are
Unless they have a hidden plan!
Mom's cousins? What plan can they have?
Please keep it real, man!

They, came, they saw
On to conquer - probably

Cousins, long lost, just visiting
Oh that's not too likely!
No one just drops in.
Cousins, hello, how are you today
Look - a present for us?
Uncle sent his rare book collection?
Surprised! Yes, we are!
I must confess I didn't expect a gift
Oh, now I feel silly
No exercise like jumping to conclusions
Say, let's have breakfast, shall we?