"22 Dancing Cows"

How many times
Did you hear 'Moo'?
One - two - three
Oh! ... Twenty-two!

Twenty-two moos
Twenty-two moos
Eighty-eight hooves
have donned dancing shoes.

Left hoof front,
Right hoof back,
Now all four off the ground
You've got the knack!

Right hoof inside
Left hoof out
You're the best dance crew
Without a doubt

The best dance crew
The best dance crew
Twenty-two times Moo
Twenty-two times Moo

Here's a new moo-ve
For the winter
Eleven cows in a circle
around eleven in the center

Eleven in a ring
Eleven in the middle
All twenty-two moos
Now playing the fiddle.

Here's a new moo-ve
For the summer
Eleven fiddlers, ten cellists
And one drummer

Twenty-two moos
tapping their hooves
in their dancing shoes
Oh, here's a goose!

The goose does choose
To join the moos
He's on the loose!
And my poem blows a fuse.