Gangster Christmas Song

         GANGSTER          CHRISTMAS SONG
A parody of Hark the Angels sang


Mark 'Chubby' gangster said,
Morry punched me then I bled!
Pices of teeth and blood did fall
Jeff and Mouse Did brawl.
Jimmy 'Smalls' says he's packing heat,
Ines 'The Witch' did want to beat
So 'Celeste 'Legs' Wicks did squeal:
"Told the fuzz in for a deal."
Wait! The boss will be on time,
"Gots to wait; she's Boss of Crime."

Kryee' Mumbles' Tripe say'n
Toad' Rago' the bookie' won't be paying!
All bets are off, he proclaimed,
Now the earth has him reclaimed,
Buried within a chest in flesh and bone,
His house did get blown.
Big boss pleased with a job done well,
Toad Rago is now in Hades. (This is a 13+ story)
Grace saw what they have done,
"I will squeal, don't use your gun!"

Kiss the ring of the new big boss!
All her foes will be at A loss!
Death or life is what She offers,
Your only job is to fill her coffers.
High She sits in her leather chair,
Don't meet her rule; meet her grizzly bear.
surrounded by her faithful crew,
Until she is overthrown by a coup.




Very loosely based on "Hark the angels sing."