The Seven Deadly Critters

A lot of people see demons as beasts that enjoy nothing more than spreading chaos, but these seven bizarre yet cute animals, who live on a faraway planet called Metamorphia, where animals of every kind are the dominant species, in another dimension, can be both a pain and worth lots of cuddles if treated well.

First up, there's Jenny the greedy kangaroo. Her fur is a light shade of green with a mint white pouch and belly, she has horns and a dollar sign on her tail in a darker green hue, and wears a disposable diaper that looks like a burlap sack, with a symbol of gold coins neatly stacked. She is playful and can be neat for a demonic joey, but when her demon side kicks in, she'll try to grab anything she can get her hands on that amuses her. And since her pouch has no limit she could easily rob the world of its riches if she wanted too.

Next is Gorge, the gluttonous elephant. He is a white skinned African elephant calf with stuff you expect an elephant to have like the floppy ears, trunk, and tusks, but he has horns that are a cheesy orange, and wears a diaper that's beige with lettuce green tabs, and a picture of a triple decker burger. When he gets hungry, his tummy can rumble so loud, it can be heard on the other edge of town. Fortunately, a good, big meal is usually enough to keep him in check, unless he's in the throws of what's called a "munchie attack". When that happens, he'll start inhaling food through his trunk and has the potential to grow to monstrous size. Also, because he eats a lot, he poops a lot as well. In fact, his diapers stink the worst of the seven.

Thirdly, there's Bruce, the viscous wolverine. His fur is charred black, with blood red horns on his head, He wears a sweat band on his head, owns a pair of boxing gloves, wears spiked wristbands, and has a diaper that's gray with a speech balloon that says "Boom!" as its symbol. He loves a good workout and gaming, but he can get mad and frustrated easily. When he gets supremely angry, he'll set himself on fire, and wreck stuff in a violent rage.

Opposite to him is Kathy, the sleeping kitten. Her fur is a dark shade of vermilion, she wears a rainbow nightcap, along with a night shirt that has fish swimming through a moonlit ocean, and a light blue diaper with a symbol of a crescent moon, and yellow stars. Since she sleeps a lot, she doesn't play that much, but she has a love of art, and often draws a lot of doodles whenever she is awake. However, when she is sleeping, make sure you don't disturb her for anything other than food, bath time, and diaper changes, or she'll put you to sleep, and trap you in your worst nightmare.

Fifth on the list is Crispin, the prideful peacock. His body is largely what one would expect from a bird of his kind, except he wears fancy boots on his talons, an orange coat, and a golden yellow diaper with white tapes and a picture of a second peacock looking upward. If by himself, he's not too bad. He will deny he needs help when needed and can even change himself, but if there's even one extra baby, he'll try and make them look like brats by intentionally making messes.

Second to last is Tiana, the lovely llama. She has coco brown fur, rings in her ears, and a pink diaper with red hearts. Like Crispin, she's not too bad solo. She loves dancing and will try to entrance her caretakers by doing a goofy little dance. Unlike the bird before her, she'll blow a hypnotic kiss if she sees any other baby having fun before her.

And finally, there's Lewis, the jealous jackal. He's got turquoise fur, wears sweat shirts, and a diaper that's regular white. He loves reading, but can get jealous you don't play with him. His body will turn dark green and he'll zap anyone he's jealous of into stone statues.

This concluded the basics of the Seven Deadly Critters.