Broken Chair, But Not A Repair

                   
         
*(The next day, Pat and Mat found a broken chair when it was destroyed.)
*Mat: What to happened to that chair?
*Pat: It was broken.
*Mat: (facepalm) Oh no!
*Pat: I think we're gonna fix it.
*Mat: Okay, but I promise that you won't fart on me again.
*Pat: Yes, sir.
*(Pat and Mat were able to fix the chair. in about 24 minutes later, they have stopped fixing a chair for awhile as Pat's stomach growled.)
*Pat: Oh not again!
*Mat: What's the matter, Pat?
*Pat: My stomach hurts, I have been eaten some beans, onions, cabbage, and some sweet potatoes.
*Mat: Oh no! that's not good at all.
*Pat: Okay, Mat. now I don't have much time to fix a chair for awhile, now I'm gonna fart on you again.
*Mat: No! please don't fart on me! it's for your own good!
*Pat: Too bad! (shoves Mat to the floor.) I'm gonna sit in your face, and you are gonna like it!
*Mat: No no no no! I won't like it!
*Pat: Too bad, you will like it!
*(Pat sits in Mat's face when he is getting ready to fart. but first, he sways his butt on Mat.)
Mat: (tries to stop Pat) Pat, let go of me! you can't just do that!
*Pat: Oh come on, Mat! your neighbor's big old butt isn't that bad.
*(Pat continues to do it until he farts on Mat.)
*(Then releases the green cloud of spoiled milk.)
*(PPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT)
*(Then Mat pushes Pat off, then coughed and gagged from a fart.)
*Mat: (sits up) Is it over?
*Pat: (shakes his butt) not quite, but I'll continue before I'll take off my pants.
*Mat: Aah don't do it!
*(Music part from "Pat & Mat music 6" plays)
*Pat: (bends over and aims his butt at Mat.)
*Mat: Aaa-
*(Pat letting out a smelly fart with releasing a yellow cloud of rotten eggs)
*(PPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTT)
*(Mat lays down like he's been fainted.)
*Pat: (chuckles) Now it's time to take my pants off.
*Mat: No! Please don't take your pants off, your underwear will be shown!
*Pat: Too late! this will be ready for another gassy session!
*(Pat takes his pants off, revealing his underwear of the same color as his shirt but with pictures of tools which is like Mat had it on the red underwear.)
*Mat: Hey! That's the same print as my underwear, but in yellow.
*Pat: Oh! You're right, my underwear has the same print as yours.
*(Pat is about to sit on Mat.)
*Mat: (screams) AAAAAAA-
*Pat: (sits on Mat, but with no pants on.) I hope you like it.
*Mat: (muffled) but I don't like it!
*Pat: Yes, you will like it! (sways his butt at Mat, resulting to clench his butt cheeks while wearing his underwear)
*Mat: (muffled) Oh no! I wouldn't like this! It's too much!
*Pat: I know you wouldn't it, but you will like it.
*(Pat then letting out a stinky fart, following with releasing a nasty green cloud of rotten chicken.)
*(BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP)
*Pat: (sighs)
*Mat: (muffled) Hey Pat, can you stop?
*Pat: Mat, don't stop! I have more to fart on rather than stopping me from farting.
*(Pat rubs his butt in Mat's face.)
*Mat: (muffled, then disrupting his speech by Pat who is doing his business.)
*(Pat continues to rub his butt, until he stops and farts on Mat.)
*(Then hitting him with a green cloud of rotten meat, causing his butt to vibrate.)
*(BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT)
*Pat: (another sigh from relief after his fart.)
*(PPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTT)
*Pat: (gasps) Ooh! that's another one! (gets up)
*Mat: (Gets out off the floor) Well, Pat. that's why it was disgusting!
*(Mat then walks towards the door.)
*Pat: (yelling) oh no you don't!
*Mat: (stops) Huh?
*Pat: You get back here this instant!
*(Mat walks up to see that Pat is bending over as he aims his butt at him while jiggling a little bit.)
*Mat: Uh oh...
*(Then Pat letting out a warm fart that had released a green cloud of spoiled milk.)
*(BBBBBRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP)
*Mat: (looks shocked, following with coughing and gagging)
*Pat: Now time to have a last fart session! but first, I will be removing my underwear so I can sit and fart on you.
*Mat: No, please don't!
*(Pat removes his underwear, then throws it on the couch.)
*Mat: (his heart beats as he is shaking.) Oh no... (gulps)
*Pat: (walks up to Mat) Now just look at me!
*Mat: What is it, Pat?
*Pat: (knocks Mat onto the floor) this is the last session, and that's it!
*(Pat sits in Mat's face, but without his underwear on. then rubs his butt in his face, then sinking into it.)
*Pat: (sighs) Perfect.
*(Then he lets out a stinky fart, releasing a yellow cloud of rotten eggs.)
*(PPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT)
*Mat: (muffled due to being shoved by Pat's butt) I don't like this!
*Pat: Come on, I know you don't like my butt! but you'll like it!
*(Then he lets out a huge fart, releasing a green cloud of rotten meat.)
*(PPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTT)
*(BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP)
*Pat: (sighs with relief)
*(Pat then rubs his butt again, then shakes it in Mat's face.)
*Mat: (muffled groans in discomfort)
*Pat: (continues to shake his butt, as he always do so) Don't worry, it's almost over!
*(He still continues to shake his big butt until he stops, then lets out a loud fart. hitting Mat with releasing of green cloud of raw chicken.)
*(BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP)
*Pat: (sighs)
*Mat: (groans in discomfort as he got off of Pat, and off the floor.)
*(Mat checks to see how he find out it was dark outside.)
*Mat: How long is that fart session going to take?
*Pat: Like 4 or 5 hours, also the session's over.
*Mat: (yawns) Now I'm ready to go to bed.
*Pat: Okay. (grabs his pants and underwear as he took it to the bedroom)
*Mat: (follows Pat to the bedroom.)
*(Pat lays on his bed.)
*Pat: Come here, friend.
*Mat: (comes over) Okay.
*(Mat lays on Pat by using his big butt as a pillow.)
*Pat: At least I have pillow to use for, and I hope you might like it. (shoves his butt in Mat's face)
*Mat: (muffled groans)
*Pat: Goodnight, Mat.
*(They both drifted to sleep as Pat released a loud bassy fart for like 30 in the half seconds, that hit Mat with a yellow cloud of rotten eggs making his big butt vibrate.)
*(PPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTT)
*Mat: (rendering himself sleepless, causing him to make his blunt face.)
*(The next morning, Mat woke up to find out that Pat woke up shortly after sleeping on him.)
*Mat: (gets up) Now I gotta take a shower. (walks up to the bathroom)
*(After Mat took a shower, him and his friend Pat decided to fix a broken chair again. then they completed a chair repair, as they put their tools in the box.)
*Pat and Mat: (shakes hands, and does their hand gesture) ...a je to!
*The end.