I'm a cop and I once had to pull over Schnujo's in Alabama. When she asked me why I pulled her over I had to tell her that she was so destractedly pretty that people were looking at her rather than the road.
PS. This joke is in thanks to Schnujo's in Alabama hard work on WDC and her service.
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The Lone Ranger rode back to camp on his horse Silver. He had just dismounted when his Native American companion Tonto came up to him with a friend from another tribe. Tonto said, "How did it go Kimosabe?" The Lone Ranger replied "Excellent Tonto! I ride in the morning to confront the rustlers!" The other Native American said "How". "Excellent" The Lone Ranger repeated. Again the Native American said "How". Again the Lone Ranger repeated himself. Tonto cleared his throat, "I believe he is trying to greet you Kimosabe". Silver whinnies in amusement as her rider's face got beet red under his black mask.
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. When she asked me why I pulled her over I had to tell her that she was so destractedly pretty that people were looking at her rather than the road. 
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