Episode 5: Fire fighter

J: "HELP, HELP!"
B:(arrives in a rusty old RV with the word FIYA FITER painted on it's side) "never fear, i am here"
J:(sees blake)"I'M DOOMED"
B:"i see what the problem is, your house is on fire"
J:"clearly!"
B:"i know what to do"(pulls out a flamethrower)
J:"what are you doing?"
B:"i'm gonna fight fire with fire"
J:"i don't think that's such a good id.."
(BOOM)
B:"it only made it worst, i told you it wasn't a good idea to fight fire with fire but would you listen nooo"
J:"ME, it was you who..forget it, you're such an idiot"
B:"ha, if you must know i graduated from the institution of stupidity, i studied moronimatics, and idiotic language, i was the best in my class, i am a certificated fool
J:"not surprising, now what about MY HOUSE?!
B:"i could use my underwear"
J:"your underwear?"
B:"my mom said the smell of my underwear can kill anything in a 20 mile radius"(pulls out a pitch black underwear and tosses it into the fire putting it out)
J: (whose house is now a pile of debris) "oh well"