Stop listening

Disobey the 'benevolent' masters who write the rules for you.

Break the law.

Smoke meth naked at a public venue, covered in honey and bees, and run around screaming "I have nitroglycerin in my rectum and it burns so good!"

Give a horse more than the recommended amount of sugar cubes.

Give a bird the bird.

Take a shit on your boss' desk chair and make him think he did it to himself.

Drive without a license, uninsured, while speeding.

Take from the donation till at a church.

set fire to a political campaign sign.

Urinate in your neighbor's garden.

Drink a glow stick.

Make bootleg insulin and sell it at 200% normal price.

Go to jury duty and tell the judge to lick your nipples.

Jam a fork in an outlet at the local substation.

Play satanic music at your catholic grandmother's funeral.

Steal your neighbor's mail.

Don't pay your taxes.

Hell is real.

You are going there.