A joke I came up with |
Stop Or Slow Down A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he's smarter being a big-shot lawyer from New York and assumes he has a better education than a sheriff from West Virginia. The sheriff asks for his license and registration. The lawyer asks, "What for?" The sheriff responds, "You didn't come to a complete stop." "I slowed down and no one was coming." "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration please." The lawyer sighed for a moment, then asked, "How about this officer? Can we make a deal?" The sheriff lifted his mirrored sunglasses. "My job doesn't include making deals, however, let's hear it. Amuse me." "Okay", the lawyer said. "If you can show me the difference between slow down and stop, I'll happily give you my license and registration and you can write the ticket. If not, you let me go." The sheriff says, "You're really starting to waste my time now but you know what, you have a deal." "I need you to exit the vehicle." The lawyer was confused. Slowly and arrogantly, he stepped out. The sheriff took out his nightstick and began beating the lawyer with it until he fell to the ground. He continued beating him and finally said, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?" |