Day In The Life Of My Cat

Owner, wake up! I require nourishment!
If you don't hurry, you'll get a punishment!
Perhaps I'll claw at the wall or knock something over
Climb up high, stick a claw in your thigh!

Now that's over, I'll chase my brother
Send him running through the house, over and over
I'll steal his food, that'll put him in a mood
I just proved I'm the number one dude

Time for sleep, in my favourite corner
I won't make a peep
It's a good job
I'm not a snorer

Oh what is this
My owner is getting dressed
Surely he wouldn't want to leave the best
I think it's time I was a pest

Nip on your arm, don't worry you aren't harmed
Walk all over you, follow you like a hawk
Please rub my tummy
Who even needs the money