Shower Power

I am the whether lady
I tell you WHETHER
it'll be sunny or rainy
'Coz I'm so brainy!!

I'm the weather lady
I predict the WEATHER
Is it going to snow?
Ask me, I know!

It's going to be dry all week
I'm saying now
What? There's flooding in the streets?
It's pouring, and how!

The sun is going to shine
Don't carry an umbrella
What? The raindrops are pattering
Down on every gal and every fella?

There aren't going to be any clouds
Darkening the sky
What? It's blacker than the night
Looks like the clouds do cry!

You're not a good whether lady
And you certainly don't know the weather
All of us are soaked through
And running around for shelter!!

Have you forgotten what month it is?
Have you forgotten the rule?
I knew all along that the rain wouldn't stop
I just wanted to say APRIL FOOL!

So we choose next month
Whether to believe what you say?
About the weather, my dears,
Believe me you MAY!

And the month after,
Will your predictions be a boon?
Yes, yes, I'm always right
in the month of JUNE.

It's only April that I pick
To play a little trick
and make you wonder
Now - get in - there goes the thunder!