Doesn't Exist

The perfect Valentine
He doesn't whine about wine
Empathises with every feeling of mine

Parks the car exactly on the line
Ensures he is clean, free of grime
Respects every whim of mine
Fascinates me with poems sublime
Endures every mood of mine
Can't wait for soda with fresh lime
Takes my heart to every clime

Values every nickel or dime
Answers questions in verse and rhyme
Loves parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Encourages every passion of mine.
Never commits any crime
Taste? Has it in his prime
I just dream he's mine
Night after night, alone in my bed
Enough said of fantasies in myhead!