Divorce chap 1

It was a peaceful day, everything was right in the world and there were no problems.
Well there weren't any until what happened an hour ago.
"Should I leave to see the dumpster fire that's about to take place?
Or should I finish my work...
Decisions decisions." Dave said mumbling.

The decision was painfully obvious as the real Dave was leaping across buildings as he left a clone to finish up his work.
"I've got to see this with my own eyes." Dave thought as he did his best to stifle his laughter.

Just then he heard a loud sound, as if the earth was shattering.
It could only mean one thing...

As Dave reached his destination he concealed himself as best as he could.
He saw the Ian family in a heated argument.
And the truth of the matter was, Dave knew exactly why.

A divorce.

"Ian want to run that by me one more time?" Candy asked as she clenched her fist in rage.
Ian with his usual poker face repeated exactly what he told her.
"I want a divorce." As Ian said that Dave was cursing himself mentally, he wanted to laugh SO BAD but he had to endure.
"And that's not all I'm taking Mrs. Miller with me." Ian said in a as a matter of factually way.
"Papa don't I get a say in this?" Mrs. Miller asked with worry in her voice.
"Shhhh don't worry I'm trying to save you from becoming your mom." Ian said half whispering but loud enough for Candy to here.

"AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?" Candy said screaming.
"You sees I think you're mistaken so allow me to clear things up.