I never have a clue. |
Well, Christmas will be coming soon, the days are drawing near. And I am in a hopeless place, just like I was last year. I never know what I should buy, I always have some doubt. She never tells me what she wants. I’m left to figure out. But I’m not good at doing this. No, nothing comes to mind. So I just shopped the Internet to see what I could find. You know that didn’t help me much. There’s too much stuff out there. You think she’d like a new cookbook or something nice to wear? That birthday present that I bought did not go over well. She never wore that nightie once, as far as I can tell. And it was even monogrammed. That was a nice surprise. I knew she wouldn’t wear it, though, once she had seen the size. So I can’t buy her clothes again, not if I want to eat. No, that is one mistake of mine I never will repeat. But I don’t know what I should get. I never have a clue. I have to come up with a gift. I don’t know what to do. Hey, I just had a great idea, that saves my bacon, man. I know what she could really use - a brand new frying pan. Well, I am so relieved right now. You know, I’m feeling good. I’m thinking I can call it quits; In fact, I probably should. |