A young woman gets herself stuck in a hole in a tree trunk after a bird steals her phone. |
Twenty-five year old Bonnie Thompson was out driving one afternoon when her car suddenly broke down in the middle of nowhere so she quickly got out to try and figure out what to do next. The young woman was 5'7, 147 pounds, had beautiful long light curly brown hair and brown eyes covered by glasses. Her curvaceous figure was covered by a short pink dress with white polka dots that stopped just above her knees with black tights and a dark blue hoodie over the top of it. Bonnie cursed her forgetfulness after realising that she was supposed to take her car in for an inspection yesterday and said, "This could only happen to me today, I'm supposed to meet Max and Bob at the park in an hour," as she then accidentally dropped her phone, which was quick grabbed by a bird in it's beak who flew into it's home, a rather small hole in a nearby tree trunk. The young brunette cursed her clumsiness then quickly ran over to the tree trunk and stuck her hands inside the hole but unfortunately, her phone was just slightly out of her reach as she then twice unsuccessfully asked the bird nicely to return it to her but even offering it some bird seed didn't work. Bonnie said, "This is definitely going to be an extremely tight squeeze but I really need my phone, I hope my dress doesn't get dirty," as she realised that she would have to enter the hole in the tree trunk to retrieve her phone and tried to put her concerns about possibly getting herself stuck due to its rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind. Bonnie put her bag beside the tree trunk then quickly stuck her arms inside the hole, followed by her head and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon inside, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out, giving passers-by an extremely great view of her lower half. The young woman quickly found the bird, who dropped her phone and winked at her before flying away as she quickly grabbed it and put it in her jacket pocket after making sure that it wasn't broken and also found a yellow rose and put it in her hair before jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, I really hope no one sees me like this, especially not Max." She then tried to back of the hole in the tree trunk but was absolutely shocked to discover that she couldn't. Bonnie's eyes grew wide as she tried to back out twice more but unfortunately, she just wouldn't move and said, "You have got to be kidding me, maybe that second piece of chocolate truffle cake at lunchtime was a mistake," as she quickly placed her hands against the tree trunk and pushed and pushed with all her might but still the hole just simply refused to release its grip on her. The now concerned and slightly frustrated young brunette said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, let go of me, you stupid tree trunk, I don't have time for this today, I have to go and meet my boyfriend," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself free again, even putting her left foot against the tree trunk for more leverage but still she just simply wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck in the hole. Bonnie said, "Oh, it's just no use, I'm stuck, curse my curvaceous figure and love of biscuits and chocolate," as she couldn't believe that this was actually happening to her and pinched herself to make sure that this wasn't just an extremely bad dream. The young woman realised that she was going to need help to get unstuck as she quickly called her best friend Alicia, who burst into laughter when she heard the situation and said, "Don't worry Bonnie the Pooh, I'll happily come and pull you out of there, I'm definitely going to enjoy the view, see you soon," as she then hung up. Bonnie decided to get herself comfortable after realising that she probably wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon and hoped that her underwear wasn't showing as the wind began blowing around the hem of her dress. The young brunette spent another fifteen minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again following a brief rest and said, "I guess I should probably have thought about getting my phone back a bit more before sticking my entire top half inside a hole in a tree trunk," as she then suddenly heard the bird tweeting behind her. Bonnie said, "Oh, it's just you, you're the reason why I'm in this mess, please leave me alone," as it then quickly grabbed onto the seat of her dress and began pulling. The young woman said "Hey, OW, stop pulling at my dress like that, you naughty bird, it's my favourite one and I spent a lot of money on it," but still the bird continued to try and pull her out of its home until suddenly, a loud RIP sound was heard. Bonnie's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the bird had pulled off the seat of her dress and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by her favourite pair of white panties with tiny strawberries on them for the world to see. The young brunette said, "I can't believe that my favourite dress is ruined but I knew I shouldn't have worn those panties today, this is officially the most embarrassing day of my entire life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," as a teenage schoolgirl drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture and posted to her social media accounts before running off again as the bird began pecking at her now exposed behind. Bonnie said, "OW, Ouch, I just had to tempt fate, didn't I," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current situation. The young woman had now been stuck in the hole in the tree trunk for more than an hour and said, "Where is Alicia, it feels like I've been stuck here forever," as she then tried to unsuccessfully push and wiggle herself free again when she suddenly heard laughter coming from behind her. She then heard a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Bonnie's underpants," and realised that it belonged to her best friend, a slightly less curvaceous young blonde who was wearing a pink sweater with a denim jacket over the top of it and a short dark blue skirt that stopped just above her knees with black tights had arrived with the two's close friends Laura and Sally and Bonnie's boyfriend Max, who had bought along with the couple's dog, an adorable pug named Bob. The absolutely humiliated Bonnie just wanted the ground to shallow her up but explained the entire situation and asked for help as Alicia said, "Sorry, I took so long, I thought we might need some more help but don't worry Bonnie, I'll happily pull you out of there," as she quickly grabbed onto her best friend's hips and pulled and pulled with all her strength. The young brunette said, "OW, Ouch, OW, Alicia, that hurts, please put your back into it because I'm not moving, come on Alicia, put your back into it, Pull," as her best friend suddenly lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass. Alicia quickly got back to her feet and said to the others, "It's no good, she just simply won't budge and has definitely wedged herself in there tight, Bonnie, I'm really sorry that I hurt you, I guess I don't know my own strength," as she wiped some mud off the seat of her skirt. Laura said, "You're lucky we're all here Bonnie because I think it's going to take all of us to pull you out of there," as she couldn't believe her close friend's predicament but was definitely enjoying the view. Alicia quickly grabbed onto her best friend's hips and said, "You're definitely right Laura, come on everyone, let's free the enormous Bonnie," as Laura grabbed onto Alicia's hips, Max pulled Laura's legs and Sally pulled Max's belt. The young blonde placed her feet against the tree trunk for more leverage and said, "All right everyone, remember to put your backs into it,1,2,3, Heave," as everyone leaned back and pulled, tugged, and heaved with all their strength. "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts, I think I'm going to be yanked in half, OW," said Bonnie as the bird began pulling at the front of her dress after deciding that she actually made a great decoration. The poor young woman was stretched to her absolute limit as Bob began pulling at the hem of Alicia's skirt as the epic tug of war continued until suddenly, a loud POP sound was heard. Bonnie was pulled from the hole in the tree trunk at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as her dog quickly let go of Alicia's skirt and looked on. The now overjoyed and very relieved young brunette said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm free, I'm finally free," as she hugged and kissed her boyfriend before hugging her friends and Bob, who licked her face before thanking everyone for helping her out. "It was absolutely no problem honey, It's nice to see you wearing the underwear that I bought you but I'm not crazy about the smiley face," said a laughing Max. Bonnie then quickly remembered that her underwear was still showing and quickly used her hoodie to cover the hole in her dress before everyone began laughing at the ridiculousness of the entire situation. The young woman then took everyone for dinner and bought a big bone for Bob to say thank you for rescuing her after her boyfriend fixed her car and was definitely a bit more careful about where she was going. The End |