The Crazy Professor

Prompt: Write something with the number 22 as a dominant theme, topic, or idea in honor of WdC's 22nd birthday celebration.
Written for "The Whatever Contest." "The Whatever Contest -- Closed for Now" 
Word Count: 137

"I don't believe it."

"What?"

"My Professor has gone crazy."

"I believe that. Anyone having you as a student would go crazy."

"Stop fooling. You know what we're supposed to do?"

"What?"

"Read and review twenty-two books over the term! TWENTY-TWO books!"

"Why are you sitting there grumbling? Get reading, I'd say!"

"I don't know where to begin."

"At the library, maybe?"

"Do you have books?"

"What, you can read and review any 22 books you like? There's no list or something to pick from?"

"Uh-uh, anything we like."

"Listen then, you knucklehead. How many books have you read already in your life?"

"I dunno. Hundreds."

"Well, skim through twenty-two of them and write the review. It'll be a breeze."

"Why didn't I think of that?"

"No wonder your Professors go nuts, with you as a student!"