It is irrefutable
that when the cable
Is broken, one is unable
to discern, above the babel
the dulcet tone on the phone.
Just think about it.
You hear merely a bit
before the connection does quit
conversation's not a hit.
"Come for my party, we'll eat real hearty."
What a good egg.
Inviting me for a peg
But I do beg
A call on a better line
I didn't get the date, place or time
"Please come at BEEP o'clock,
on the BEEPteeth of May
take a BEEP turn at the signal
And you'll be going the right way."
I think I deserve another learning curve
Who was it calling?
It was Mrs. BEEP.
Call her back? No call trace
And couldn't hear a peep.
I want to attend! Please call back, friend!
The suspense is unbearable
Will I miss the spread at the table?
Will the feast be worth a fable?
And enough barrels to fill a stable?
I couldn't hear! I fear I'll miss all the beer!
Oh, cheer cheer, dear
The phone is ringing, the line is clear!
The party draws near
Filled with laughter, not a tear
Now this poem is done - saying I had a lot of fun!
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