Fade To The Musical

Fade To The Musical

By Shadowgate
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14-year-old Paul Whitaker came home from school. He was fed up with the teachers always siding with bullies. He couldn't stand the snobs that listened to mainstream pop music and insisted everyone dress like they do.

He put on the Cannibal Corpse album Eaten Back To Life. He was so happy to live in America where you had the freedom to listen to Cannibal Corpse.

He skipped along to track 3 Put Them To Death. He began headbanging and eventually slammed his head against his bedroom door and yelled "ahhh my fucking head."

After that he ran out of his room and on to his driveway. That’s when he saw 11-year-old Thomas Row who lived next door. Thomas was blasting Fleshstorm by Slayer on his driveway.

A few houses down Marcy Robertson was listening to Astronomy by Blue Oyster Cult. Her mother came into her room and said "I used to listen to that when I was a kid."

Three houses down from Marcy was a 12-year-old boy named James Hunter. He was looking through his music collection. He had Slayer, Gwar, Sepultura and Ozzy among tons more. He put on Blizzard Of Ozz.

Later that evening James ran out of his room and out the door. He met up with Marcy, Paul, and Thomas and said "we're the only fucking kids on the block who listen to metal.

Marcy sang "I'll never I don’t care if the girls at school think metal is sexist and racist.”

Tomas sang "I'll never change it’s no fucking phase."

Paul sang "my teacher hated my Pantera t-shirt but I don’t give a fuck.”

James sang "there's no evidence that metal turns you into a mass murderer!"

All four start head banging.

Paul sang "I love Cannibal Corpse and I love 6 Feet Under. I'm not giving them up even if the church ministers threaten to tear me asunder."

James sang "I will never be another kid who's into the newest pop music I want my metal loud as thunder."

Marcy sang "my principal told me I couldn't wear my GWAR t-shirt to school because the kids who hate me personally complained so what my principal is a bitch fuck her."

Thomas sang "I don't care what any school principal says, I really don't give a crap. I love my metal dark and gloomy like Metallica's Fade to Black."

Marcy sang "let's now fade silently and bring an end to our song."
All sang at once and brought it to an end.

THE END