Conversation with a bird

I'm not on social media
But I TWITTER

Yes, you twitter and you chirp
and after you eat, do you burp?

I'm not rude
I don't burp after eating food.

Do you laugh, do you cry?

No, I just fly to catch a fly!

I know that you like to sing

and take young chicks under my wing!

Where do you go, when you want to rest?

Haven't you seen my cozy little nest?
We built it twig by twig
Adding bits of your principal's wig.

Really? You made a nest with wiggy hair?
How in the world did you dare?

No one can catch me on just their feet
And I added that feat to my TWEET

Thanks, talking to you is a delight

Bye for now, I got to go on a flight.