A fun look at how people in various professions might make love |
100s of ways There are hundreds of ways of making love, You'll be surprised what I have found Some people raise both legs in the air some keep them both on the ground. Many do it in front, some do it behind, Some do it on the dance floor and get a good grind. The jobs you have, the work you do Sometimes gives ideas how you like to scroo Some do it at work, some do it in bed Living room, kitchenette, or old garden shed. Some women do not take off all their clothes They prefer to keep on their petticoats and hose; Other ladies, of course, do it in the nude They keep a lot of noise and behave rude! Politicians make promises but don't perform I suppose you can say that is quite the norm. Psychiatrists like to put you on their couch And when it comes to money, they are no slouch. Athletes will take it in their stride And jockeys like to give you a very good ride. Boxers will do it for round after round They don't like to stop 'til you are flat on the ground. Electricians are careful; but they can blow your fuse When they plug it right in - maybe that's not good news. Nuns do it, perhaps out of habit While some couples procreate as fast as a rabbit; Pastors pray - they do it on their knees, While a proper gentleman will always say, "Please"; A carpenter is scandalous: he uses nuts, screws, and then bolts But power company workers can fry you with a hundred thousand volts! However, when nuff is said and all is done, Join up with your partner and have some fun. I would like a nice massage, both back and front Then put the cocker-spaniel into a nice warm.... (dog-house)! |