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Rated: 13+ · Other · Comedy · #2248640
A middle-aged woman gets herself stuck in a tree trunk and needs help from her daughter.
Thirty-five year old Katherine Watson was driving her fourteen year old Kelly to school one morning when her car suddenly broke down so the two got out to stretch their legs and figure out what to do next.

The middle-aged woman was 5'5, 145 pounds, had beautiful long light brown hair and blue eyes covered by glasses.
Her breasts and thin stomach were covered by a black sweater with a denim jacket over the top of it.
Her curvaceous hips and bubble butt were covered by an extremely tight dark blue pencil skirt.

Kelly decided to go and see if she could find help nearby while Katherine began texting her best friend Sinead and was about to call her mechanic when she accidentally tripped over her own feet and watched in horror as her phone flew out of her hands and was picked up by a bird, who flew into a rather small hole in a nearby tree trunk.

The middle-aged brunette cursed her clumsiness as she ran over to the tree trunk and stuck her hands inside the hole but still her phone was just slightly out of her reach as she then twice unsuccessfully asked the bird nicely to return it to her.

Katherine said, "I should have bought some bird seed, this is certainly going to be an extremely tight squeeze," as she realised that she would have to enter the hole in the tree trunk to retrieve her phone and tried to put her concerns about possibly getting stuck due to it's rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind.

The middle-aged woman placed her bag beside the tree trunk then stuck her head inside the hole and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon inside, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out.

Katherine quickly found the bird, who dropped the phone then smiled at her before flying away as she put it in her jacket pocket after making sure that it wasn't broken and also found a blue rose and put it in her hair before jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, I hope no one sees me like this," as she suddenly heard laughter coming from behind her and realised that it belonged to her extremely confused daughter.

Kelly said, "Mom, why is your big butt sticking out of a tree trunk, you look absolutely ridiculous right now."

The middle-aged brunette explained the entire situation before saying, "Thanks for reminding me about the size of my backside, I'm coming out now," as she then tried to back of the hole in the tree trunk but was absolutely shocked to discover that she couldn't.

Katherine frowned and said to herself, "You have got to be kidding me, maybe sticking my entire top half in here after that big breakfast and second peice of vanilla cheesecake wasn't my smartest idea ever," as she placed her hands against the tree trunk and pushed and pushed with all her might but still the hole just refused to release it's grip on her.

"Mom, are you all right in there, you seem to be struggling, I think you might be stuck," said her now concerned daughter.

The middle-aged woman said, "I'm fine thanks, darling and don't be absolutely ridiculous, of course, I'm not stuck," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself free again, even putting her left foot against the tree trunk for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck in the hole.

The extremely embarrassed Katherine said, "Oh, it's just no use, Kelly, I think I'm stuck, could you please pull me out of here, curse my curvaceous figure and love of biscuits and sweets," as she couldn't believe that she had actually gotten herself stuck in a hole in a tree trunk in front of her daughter.

Kelly replied, "Oh my god, mom, don't worry, I'll happily pull you out of there," as she then grabbed onto her mom's hips and pulled and pulled with all her strength.

"OW, Ouch, OW, darling, that really hurts, please stop pulling on me like that, I don't think it's going to work," said the middle-aged brunette as her daughter suddenly lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass, covering the seat of her black skirt with mud.

The teenage schoolgirl said, "Oh, it's just no use, you just won't budge and have certainly wedged yourself in there tight, I'm so sorry I hurt you, I guess I don't know my own strength, I'll go and get help," as she then tried to wipe the mud of her skirt while running as fast as she possibly could.

Katherine then tried to call Sinead and her close friend Anna for help but her phone got no reception and called out, "Help, could someone please help me, I'm stuck, help," but no one except a schoolgirl who chose to ignore her heard her voice so she decided to browse through her Twitter and YouTube after realising that she should probably get comfy because she wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

Kelly quickly found her dad Robert and her mom's sister Hannah and said, "Mom's gotten herself stuck in a hole in a tree trunk, could you please come and help me pull her out," as the two quickly agreed as the trio then went to find Sinead and Anna.

Meanwhile, the middle-aged woman had spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again following a brief rest and said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, how can I be stuck, I'm not even fat, I'm just curvy," as she then suddenly felt something sniffing at her backside but was extremely disappointed to hear a sheep baaing.

She said, "Oh, you're just a sheep, you're absolutely no help, please stop sniffing my butt and leave me alone," as it then took offence to her remarks and grabbed onto the seat of her skirt and began pulling.

Katherine began wiggling her rear end and said, "Stop pulling at my skirt like that, you naughty sheep, it's literally my best one," but still the sheep continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

The middle-aged brunette's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the sheep had pulled off the seat of her skirt and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by light blue panties with tiny strawberries on them for all the world to see.

Katherine said, "I knew I shouldn't have worn those panties today, this is the most embarrassing day of my life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," as someone then drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture then ran off again as the bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

The middle-aged woman said, "Me and my big mouth," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

Katherine had now been stuck in the hole in the tree trunk for more than half an hour and unsuccessfully tried to push and wiggle herself free again when she suddenly heard laughter coming from behind her then a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Katherine's underpants," and realised that it belonged to her husband Robert, who had arrived with everyone else.

The humiliated middle-aged brunette explained the entire situation before asking for help.

Her husband then grabbed onto her hips and said, "Don't worry honey, we'll soon have you out of there but brace yourself because this is probably going to hurt," as Sinead pulled his waist while Anna pulled Sinead's sweater, Hannah pulled Anna's legs, Kelly pulled the hem of Hannah's short red dress with white polka dots and even the sheep helped by pulling the hem of the teenager's skirt.

Robert said, "All right everyone, Heave," as the epic tug of war with the tree trunk over his wife began.
Katherine said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts," as the tree trunk still stubbornly refused to let her leave.
The middle-aged man said, "Heave," once again as everyone pulled and pulled even harder.
The middle-aged woman said, "OW, OW, I think I'm going to be pulled in two," as she still just wouldn't budge.
Kelly then joked, "Mom, this is just the enormous turnip story you used to read to me," as everyone began laughing.
Robert said, "Come on everyone, we can't give up and can actually do this, put your backs into it, heave," as everyone pulled, tugged and heaved with all their strength.

Poor Katherine was streched to her absolute limit as the bird began pulling at the front of her sweater until finally, a loud POP sound was suddenly heard.

The middle-aged woman was pulled from the hole in the tree trunk at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the sheep looked on.

The now overjoyed Katherine said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free," as she hugged and kissed her husband and daughter before hugging her friends, sister and the sheep, who licked her face before thanking everyone for helping her out.

"It was absolutely no problem, sis, nice panties by the way, I told you that you would like them," joked a laughing Hannah.

The middle-aged brunette then remembered that everyone including her daughter could see her underwear and quickly used her denim jacket to cover the hole in her skirt and tights before everyone began laughing at the ridiculousness of the entire situation as Robert fixed her car and she then finally took Kelly to school after taking everyone for something to eat to say thank you for rescuing her.
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