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Poem for Writer's Cramp |
Mittens and Paws When you need someone with stealth The thought can give you pause Who can go round unobserved Perhaps Old Santy Claus But now it's late into December At this time of year Santa's life becomes quite busy He won't do I fear I need someone who I can turn to Who can keep the pace Get in Get out and get the job done Never leave a trace It's breaking and it's entering And that's a grievous crime If the agent is detected Surely he'll do time For you see I am an Elf I help Santa work Somewhere I left the wrong present I feel like a jerk But there is still time to fix it And I can save face If I could get the right present In its proper place So I need to find someone Who's quiet as a mouse And will leave no finger prints When they raid the house I need to find a cat burglar But not one with two feet One with tail and whiskers Who won't miss a beat Who'll do the switch and then break out And never make a sound After that the proper present Is what will be found There will be no cat prints left None found by the law Because our clever thief will use Cat mittens and paws |