Mary Jane

Generalized anxiety disorder
Visualized impropriety hoarder
My sanity borders on licentious sordor
My fight or flight is out of order

Obsessive-compulsive
Depressive impulsive
Digressive repulsive
My thoughts are emulsive

I pick at my skin like a mandolin
A slick lick of a violin
Wonder if I'll ever win
Dysfunction feels like next of kin

Insomniac intrusive thoughts
Sad sack self-abusive shots
Setback obtrusive jackpots
Cardiac inclusive knots

And when I think I'm out of fucks
I get the turnabout deluxe
I mill about with acid reflux
My doubts could fill dump trucks

Then I met my Mary Jane
She calms my worries
Soothes my pain
From this gift, I won't abstain

Like a married iguana
In a sauna of marijuana
Legally medicated
Eternally dedicated