This is satire. Read it before getting upset. |
Inspired by this gem of a tweet from @realDonaldTrump on Twitter Wow! Michigan just refused to certify the election results! Having courage is a beautiful thing. The USA stands proud! This song is to the tune of "God Bless the USA" by Lee Greenwood If tomorrow all the votes are in and they tell me I lost I'll file lawsuits, not concede I don't care about the cost I thank my lucky stars To be living here today Confederate flags stand for white freedom And they can't take that away And I'm proud to be the president As a white man, I'm still free And I won't respect all those who died To give these rights to me And I'd gladly stand up, next to you Without a mask on here today 'Cause there ain't no doubt I love myself Trump blessed the USA To hell with Minnesota Thank you all in Tennessee Love you guys in Texas Cuz you mostly vote for me Screw Detroit they're no Houston I hate New York and L.A. Only Republicans have an American heart All the rest of you must pay Cuz I'm proud to be the president As a white man, I'm still free And I won't respect all those who died To give these rights to me And I'd gladly stand up, next to you Without a mask on here today 'Cause there ain't no doubt I love myself Trump blessed the USA (repeat chorus) |