Don't Ask Me Why

Yesterday, me girl and me, we were doing fine,
We had big plans for the future, we weren't driving fuckin blind.
But today I sit here on my own...I'm so fuckin forlorn,
One minute we were fuckin good, and the next, she was gone.

Don't ask me why it had to end, maybe my issues were to blame.
There are only two certainties in life...they are sadness and fuckin pain.
And neither of them are very much fun, of that I can attest,
Don't kid yourself your dreams'll come true...but still, do your fuckin best.

Do the tears that I cry make me less of a man?
If I punch a hole in the wall, does it help you understand?
Life is so frustrating when someone goes and fucks your plans,
So what if you don't love me...do you think I give a damn?

Don't ask me why the good die young and the bad get fuckin rich,
Or why an honest guy like me gets fucked over by his bitch.
Some people find themselves in bad situations, they don't really fuckin see,
Then bleat about how life really sucks, and the old, “Fuckin why me?”

I'll tell you why you fool, it's 'cause you’re so fuckin dumb.
You never learn your lessons, and you'll always be a bum.
So don't ever fuckin ask me why because I'm so fuckin done,
Get outta here you fuckin dog, crawl under the rock from where you come.

People really shit me when they ask why I'm so mad.
Me fuckin girlfriend left me...how should I feel you fuckin slag?
And don't think you're replacing her, 'cause I've still got standards bitch.
Go down the pub and suck for piss, but don't go spreading that fuckin itch.

The world's gone fuckin crazy, I'm the only one who's sane.
A mob of fuckin loopers, tweakers, and other stupid names.
You'll never see me on any drugs 'cause I'm not the sharing kind,
But if you have some spare, I'll be the best fuckin friend you'll ever find.

I'd better stop my ranting or they'll come take me away.
Like the last time that they did, and told me I was fuckin gay.
I said, "Look mate, I was in prison, does that really fuckin count?"
"He looked close enough to a girl for me...and I was confused, there is no doubt."

So to end this fuckin story...please don't ask me fuckin why.
I wrote this in the first place because I am so fuckin fly.
And if that fuckin bitch who left me ever wants me back,
I'll tell her I have changed my ways, and I'm no longer that maniac.