Easter's been cancelled!

"Did you hear? Did you Hear?
Easter's been cancelled!"
"And why's that?"
"Apparently the Easter bunny is running late!"
"Like Alice in Wonderland?"
"Yeah, and the chicken didn't lay no eggs!"
"So no pretty churches, no pretty eggs?"
"Are you even listening? I just established that!"
"So, what's the big deal? Why are you so tense?
It'll be another day, just like all else."
"All else? No one says that.
And how could you possibly dismiss this so easily?"
"Well, I personally don't understand Easter anyway.
You celebrate my resurrection in a really queer way."
With that Lord Jesus poured another glass of wine,
And Saint Joseph stood, scratching his beard, wondering why.

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(I mean to hurt nobody's feelings with anything that is said in this poem. It was written in good humor and had no ulterior implications whatsoever.
I have no idea about Easter. I have never celebrated it. I'm not a Christian.
I'm truly unaware of anything hurtful this poem might have to say and I'm sorry if it offends anyone. Please bear with my ignorance.)