Mister Trump needs his own Christopher Marlowe and this need is answered |
Donald Trump (despondent): Who art thou, who intrudes on my sad hour? AGCondor: I am your rescuer, Sir, a mighty exorcist. DT (suddenly brightened): Ah, you’re my man. D’you know that I’m besieged By a heinous witch, which... stop, I am perplexed By these two witches; which is the witch I mean? AGC: I think the former, Sir. She sounds more heinous. DT: Well, I go on. D’you know that I’m besieged By a heinous witch, which drinks my blood and eats My marrow and as if not satisfied With these misdeeds tries foully to impeach me? AGC: Of course, I do. I follow you on Twitter. DT: It tells a lot of you. Now, what’s your plan? AGC: It’s simple, Sir. Let’s draw a magic circle (Mister Trump, guided by AGCondor, draws a magic circle) Well done, well done. I see an expert hand. DT (proudly): Yes, magic circles are my style of ruling. AGC: And now, my Sire, please, occupy the centre. DT: The centre is my favorite position And gladly I embrace this proposition. AGC: Now, Sir, enchant, repeating after me: Nancy, witch of many charms, Hag, which withers, hag, which harms, Hear my spells, craftily sent, Don’t harass your President! Both together, sternly: Don’t harass your President! DT: I feel a great relief. Now what’s the prize For your good labours which is sought by you? AGC: The post of Great Magician Presidential. To be the third one after Mike Pompeo. DT: Who is the first one? AGC (firmly): You, of course, my Sire! DT: It’s said with wisdom. Well, you have the post. |