Dialog 500 entry for January 2020

Uh, funny story! I WAS wearing clothes a second ago but... You know those dungeon monsters in Legend of Zelda that eat shields; there is one that eats polyester down that alley.
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I was just looking for heart containers and there it was.
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Don't worry I have another outfit, unless I sold it to free up an accessory slot.
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Oooh I only have a pair of fish net stockings in my inventory. I traded the rest when I upgraded to that outfit.

Wait, I will equip them to prove it to you.
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Oh shoot, they have a run.
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No, I am not drunk! Do you want to see my magic wand? I know I still have that!
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Owe do you HAVE to be so ruff with the cuffs?
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I'm not resisting arrest! Actually I could use a little rest myself...