santa

who might you be, please state your name
my name is jimmy, I know it sounds lame
its not Timmy turner, so what could be worse
throw you on a burner and put you in a hearse
that is not cool, I didn't mean no harm
drown you in a pool, and rip off your arm
know that is just mean, your going too far
take out your spleen, and hit you with a car
that should be a sin, and that's no excuse
peel off your skin, and throw you in lemon juice
Santa clause thinks that's gory, what is your deal
there's one problem with your story...
I did it for real.