~ Snow White's Delight ~

Humpty-Dumpty not on his wall
tired of sitting,
just tired of it all

Snow-White in all her glory and haste
running so fast and furious
stumbling over sticks with piercing distaste
prodded and poked, just so delirious

Those stunted little dwarves
so fat and stout
blowing their flutes, preening about
tied up tongues that cannot shout

Oh that Prince Charming thought he was so clever
wooing that girl with wit and charm
he never did think she would endeavor
to be so patient, counting each twitfull alarm

And so she runs and runs and runs some more
away from him and his disgusting whores
never again to trust a prince
for they are all such arrogant dicks

And here she comes around the bend
still running fast and delirious
like a soon-to-be-cooked headless hen
smashing into Humpty something furious

Quite shocked and utterly dismayed
for she had cracked his shell
just between the legs
Humpty just stood, unable to yell

Startled and worried for this walking egg
Snow-White gets down on her knees
adamantly pleading with a sorrowful beg
"is there something I can do, something you need?"

The walking omelet could not dispel
feeling fatigued and quite taxed
snow begins to suck and slurp like hell
draining Humpty before he could react

Now feeling good and strong as ever
Snow-White walks away in a swift stride
no need for the king's men so clever
for this egg is hollowed and dried

Those seven little midgets saw the whole crime
they whispered to themselves what they will do
with quirky grins, they came to be of one single mind
"Boys.. that girl is gunna drain everyone of us too!"

The loveliest star in the land, Snow-White
learning a new trade, a new craft now in demand
keeping seven little horny bastards happy
~ Just so long as they never know,
she's tired of being good...
A porn star in the sand!

… where's that little bitch,
                  Red Riding Hood?