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Rated: 13+ · Other · Comedy · #2198742
A young woman gets herself stuck in a tree trunk while retrieving her keys from a bird.
Twenty-six year old Penelope Williams was out riding her motorbike one afternoon when she stopped to stretch her legs and accidentally tripped over her own feet and watched in horror as her keys flew out of her jacket pocket and were picked up by a bird, who flew into a rather small hole in a nearby tree trunk.

The young woman was 5'8, 148 pounds, had beautiful short light curly brown hair and green eyes covered by glasses.
Her breasts and thin stomach were covered by a dark blue t-shirt with a black leather jacket over the top of it.
Her curvaceous hips and bubble butt were covered by a pair of pink short shorts.

Penelope cursed her clumsiness as she ran to the tree trunk and stuck her hands inside the hole but still her keys were just out of her reach as she then unsuccessfully asked the bird nicely to return them to her.

The young brunette realised that she would have to enter the tree trunk despite her concerns about possibly getting stuck due to the hole's rather small size and her curvy figure but really needed her keys so decided to try anyway.

She placed her bag beside the tree trunk then stuck her head inside the hole and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon inside, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out, giving passers-by an absolutely amazing view of her lower half.

Penelope then found the bird, who winked at her before dropping the keys then flying away as she put them in her jacket pocket and also found a pink rose and put it in her hair before jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, I hope no one sees me like this," as she then tried to back of the tree trunk but was absolutely shocked to discover that she couldn't.

The young woman said, "You have got to be kidding me, maybe sticking my entire top half in here after that big lunch and second peice of vanilla cheesecake wasn't my best idea ever," as she placed her hands against the tree trunk and pushed and pushed with all her might but still it just refused to release it's grip on her.

The now concerned and slightly frustrated Penelope said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, let go of me, you stupid tree trunk," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself stuck free again, even putting her left foot against the tree trunk for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck.

The young brunette said, "Oh, it's just no use, I'm stuck, curse my curvaceous figure and love of biscuits and sweets," as she couldn't believe that she had actually gotten herself stuck in a hole in a tree trunk and thought about calling her best friend Charlotte or her girlfriend Lauren for help but remembered that her phone was outside in her bag and after calling out for help altered absolutely no one, realised that she probably wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

Penelope spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself stuck free again following a brief rest and eating her chocolate bar and said, "How can I possibly be stuck, I'm not even fat."

She then suddenly felt something sniffing at her backside and asked, "Lauren, is that you, touching my ass again?" but was extremely disappointed to hear a sheep baaing and said, "Oh, you're just a sheep, you're absolutely no help, please stop sniffing my butt and leave me alone."

The sheep began pulling at the seat of her shorts as the young woman said, "Stop pulling at my shorts like that, you naughty sheep, they're my best pair," but still the sheep continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

Penelope's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the sheep had pulled off the seat of her shorts, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by red panties with tiny teddy bears on them for all the world to see.

The young brunette said, "I knew I shouldn't have those panties today, this is the most embarrassing day of my life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," as someone then drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture then ran off as the bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

Penelope said, "Me and my big mouth," as she then began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

The young woman had now been stuck for more than an hour and said, "I think I'm going to be stuck here forever," as she then unsuccessfully tried to push and wiggle herself stuck free again.

Charlotte, a curvaceous blond wearing a short red dress with white polka dots and black tights was walking passed when she suddenly spotted Penelope's motorbike and then burst into laughter when she was the young brunette's barely-covered backside sticking out of the hole in the tree trunk and began chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Penelope's underpants."

The young blond then walked over and asked, "Penelope, how on earth did you get yourself stuck in there and why can I see your pants?"

The absolutely humiliated young woman explained the entire situation before asking, "Charlotte, could you please pull me out of here!"

Charlotte said, "Oh, you poor thing, of course, I can, don't worry, I'll happily pull you out of there," as she then grabbed onto her best friend's hips and pulled and pulled with all her strength for several minutes without any success until she lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

"Oh, it's just no good, you just won't budge, you've certainly wedged yourself in there tight, I think we need more help," said the young blond as she then quickly called Lauren, the two's close friends Alicia and Ryan, who all quickly arrived with Ryan's wife Sally as everyone began laughing when they saw Penelope's predicament.

The absolutely humiliated young brunette explained the entire situation before while wondering if she should just remain stuck because she would never live this down as Charlotte grabbed onto her hips and said, "Don't worry, we'll soon have you out and promise to never tell anyone about this but brace yourself because this is probably going to hurt," as Lauren pulled Charlotte's waist while Alicia pulled Lauren's legs, Ryan pulled Alicia's t-shirt and Sally pulled her husband's belt.

The young blond said, "All right everyone, Heave," as the tug of war with the hole in the tree trunk over her best friend began.
Penelope said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts," as she still just wouldn't budge a single inch.
Her best friend said, "Heave," once again as everyone pulled and pulled even harder.
"OW, OW, this isn't going to work, I'm being pulled in two," said the young woman as the tree trunk still stubbornly refused to let her leave.
The now extremely determined Charlotte said, "Come on everyone, we can't give up, we can actually do this, put your backs into it, Heave," as everyone pulled, tugged and heaved with all their strength as the sheep began pulling at the seat of Sally's skirt.

Poor Penelope was streched to her absolute limit as the bird began pulling at the front of her t-shirt as the epic struggle suddenly ended with a loud POP then another rip sound.

The young brunette was pulled from the hole in the tree trunk at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the sheep looked on.

Penelope said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free, I thought I might actually be stuck in there forever," as she hugged and kissed her girlfriend before hugging everyone else including the sheep, who licked her face before thanking everyone for helping her out.

"It was absolutely no problem, nice panties by the way, especially the smiley face, very cute," joked a laughing Alicia.

The young woman then remembered that everyone could see her underwear and quickly used her black leather jacket to cover the hole in her shorts before seeing Sally turn around and began chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Sally's underpants."

Sally suddenly felt a cool breeze and realised that the seat of her skirt and the back of her tights had been pulled off, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by a light blue thong and quickly used her hoodie to cover up the hole in her skirt and tights.

Penelope and Lauren then took everyone back to their house for something to eat as everyone began laughing at the ridiculousness of the entire situation.



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