Continuity Girl

Do you know how hard it is to be a
Continuity girl
Continuity girl

Do you know how hard it is to keep track?

Do you know how hard it is to be always
On the whirl
On the whirl

When absolutely no one has your back?

Let me tell you my tale of woe
Tale of woe
Tale of woe

When our schedule was just crazy

We were doing a music video
Of TAEKWONDO
Of TAEKWONDO

And my mind went all hazy

I packed the Japanese kimono
Kimono
Kimono

Instead of the sun hat for the beach

The director said Oh No
Oh No
Oh No

And she went on to preach.

"Don't put the wrong costume in
Your suitcase
Your suitcase

It costs a lot to hire this place!"

The extra time meant lots of
Dollars
Dollars

Because I had no cents

My pun didn't raise a laugh
a smile
or chuckle

From the ladies or the gents.

And when, the next day
Hey hey
Hey Hey

I packed the garden fence

When we were doing the cafe
the cafe
the cafe

Things got a bit tense.

They told me they were tired
were tired
were tired

Of all the mess I made

And that I was fired
Was fired
was fired

That I didn't make the grade.

So I took my backpack
backpack
backpack

And I went on my way

But when I unpacked
unpacked
Unpacked

Oh what am I to say?

Instead of my own stuff
Rough stuff
Enough stuff

I found to my dismay

I had packed the costumes
and props
and props

From the scene to be shot that day!