Reverence
Silence
reigns within the hallowed walls of our bibliological sanctum. Well,
it's hardly that, just the town's public library, and it is
quiet. Dead. Nobody reads anymore. There was a time...
I
sigh, glancing at the clock. Ten and Harvey, security extraordinaire,
is already snoring in his easy chair, plugged into his iPhone. The
front door sweeps open with a blast of cold air, and my assistant
waltzes in, bright-eyed, rosy-cheeked and reeking of cigarettes.
"Lose
track of time again, Lorraine?"
"Mornin',
Mrs. Scriptoria. I got caught in traffic..."
"Well,
you ain't missed much. We got two customers lost among the books."
Lorraine
laughs. "Don't be so negative. It'll pick up."
I
roll my eyes at her youthful enthusiasm. "You can start checking in
the returns..."
Two
young couples, push through the entrance, give me a nod and disappear
into the maze of bookshelves. Lorrain beams. "See."
Maybe
there's hope yet...
Another
rush of frigid air and my jaw drops as a teenaged-horde busts in,
pushing, gaggling and yelling on their phones. Before I can react,
they disappear into the literary bowels. A school project? Hissing my
traditional, "SSHHH," I'm alarmed its ignored. Harvey snorts
awake as a half-dozen kids mob the counter.
"Hey
lady, you got Moby
Dick?"
"Moby
Dick!"
reverberates from behind the shelves.
"How
about Jamie
Oliver?"
"Quiet
down, I can show you the index..."
"Save
the lecture. We ain't got time."
The
nerve!
My
stomach sinks, hearing the horror of books dropping, pages tearing.
Of all things... Harvey's bleary eyes bulge as he turns up his
iPhone.
"THE
LUV-FM PUBLIC LIBRARY TREASURE HUNT. $100 BILLS BURIED IN BOOKS. THE
CLUES SO FAR: A CLASSIC ABOUT A WHALE, A DO-GOODER BRITISH CHEF..."
That
voice!
I
glare at Lorraine, her face, pasty white. "Ain't that your
husband?"
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