Saved By The...Ring?

Saved By The...Ring? By Sabrina Mabson
Word Count: 496
Contest: Dialogue 500 (Dialogue Only)
Prompt: Phone has a mind of its own.


Hey Siri, call Janet for me please"

"Janet declined with a message. Driving, talk when I get home."

"Ugh! I'll call her la-what was that?! Oh my gosh is that a burglar!"

"Showing web results for I'll call her la-. what was that?! Oh my gosh is that a burglar!"

"Really Siri!"

"Showing web results for really Siri!"

"Siri stop it! Shhhhhhh! There is a burglar in the house, it will hear you!"

"Showing web results for Siri stop it! Shhhhhhh! There is a burglar in the house, it will hear you!"

"Ugh! Why am I talking to Siri like a real person! I am gonna end up dead talking to Siri, who isn't real!"

"Oh I am real, that's what makes this so much fun. It really is quite amusing when you get flustered! Haha! "

"Ok...ummm...now I'm going crazy. I MUST be going crazy. I have to be crazy if I think my phone is talking...right? Noooo, it couldn't have...I guess I should look and see if anyone is actually in the house before I completely freak...Who does he think he is
going through my drawers! Hey Siri!"

"Hello Nicole, how may I help you? Would you like me to save your life today? I could call 911 if you want."

"Yes Siri! I want you to call 911!...Am I seriously talking to a phone?"

"Yes. Yes you are. Haha. Calling 911...ring...ring...ring...ring."

"Hello what is your emergency?"

"There is a man in my house going through all my stuff! 237 Rummins Road Lexington, Arizona"

"We are sending an officer now. Find somewhere to hide. I can stay on the line with you if you would like?"

"Nah. I am hiding in the closet, I will just wait in here until the police come. Just tell them to hurry, please!."

"Ok ma'am. I am putting a little fire under there butts. Just stay quiet and hidden."

"Oh I will! I better get off of here. I can be much quieter without the phone. Bye "

"Maybe, but I got some noise to help you. How about blasting some Bone Crusher. Let this intruder know we aren't scared! He will think there is a ghost in the house and totally freak out! It will be hilarious! Prank the intruder shall we?"

"Alexa?! Ummmm....uhhhh...yeah that's a...good idea play I Ain't Never Scared by Bone Crusher in the bedroom."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Is someone there? He-hello?"

"Hahaha he is so scared. I bet he peed in his pants! How about some 2 Live Crew to get him out the house"

"I can't believe this is happening. My electronics are alive! I must be dreaming. Yep I am definitely dreaming. "Ouch! Nope, that pinch definitely hurt. Ugh I'm awake...Uhhh yeah, Alexa play Get the F*** Out My House by The
2 Live Crew!"

"I...I...I...AAAAHHHhhhhhhh!"




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"Police hands up!"

"Oh he is gone now you're to late. We scared him off"

"Ma'am did your phone just talk to me?

"Oh good, you hear it too!"